Now hiring desperate crypto degens for $WAGIE positions
(because the charts are redder than our ketchup)
1. How old are you?
2. Are you profitable or unprofitable trading crypto?
3. How long have you been in the trenches?
🎉 CONGRATULATIONS! 🎉
You are now officially a $WAGIE!
Your new job: standing over the fry cooker for 8 hours straight (no breaks, bathroom is a privilege).
Weekly pay: ~0.12 SOL (paid in whatever hasn’t dumped 90% this week)
Welcome to the real world, trencher.
$WAGIE